February 2012
When I first joined tumblr
When you hear your mom say your name on the phone: →
four-point-ohh:
What are the new things with the teens today?
What are you guys up to? What’s cool on MTV?
magical-mystery-tours:
Does anyone else think Tommy looks like a blue pie?
I always think pie when I see it.
Queen songs relating to my everyday life.
*Wakes up for School*
Me: SCANDAAL
*In School*
Me: SAVE ME
*Friend says she luvs me*
Me: You're My Best Friend.
*In an Exam*
Me: UNDER PRESSURE.
*Still in the exam*
I WANT TO BREAK FREE.
*Let out of school early(
Me: IT'S A MIRACLE.
*Going home in the car*
Me: I'M IN LOVE WITH MY CAR
*Someone rides past on a bike*
Me: BICYCLE BICYCLE BICYCLE.
*Brother's in my room*
Me: MAMAAAAAAAAAAAA.
*Brother said he's not*
Me: LIAAAAAAAAAAR!
*Tv won't work*
Me: FLASHH AHAAA.
*Mum says dinners ready*
Me: I WANT IT ALL
*Someone dies on Coronation Street*
Me: Another One Bites The Dust.
bigtimerussian:
remember when ned drew a naked lady in art class
lilacstrandsofbohemia:
“Losing John, losing Linda, losing George, all of this is really difficult to live with.” -Paul
1 tag
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
mcakeface:
Every single time I see that I have a new message, I sit here and think of the 5,000 different ways I could have possibly pissed someone off before I open my inbox.